Cub Scouts on a trail encounter some animal droppings.
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Two scouts walk across the stage and stop abruptly.
Scout 1: Stop! What is that? (points at floor) Is that bear scat?
Scout 2: I don’t know. Does it look like bear scat?
Scout 1: (gets on ground and examines it closely) Yep, it sure does look like bear scat!
Scout 2: Does it smell like bear scat?
Scout 1: (sniffs and makes a disgusted face) Ugh! It definitely does smell like bear scat!
Scout 2: Does it taste like bear scat?
Scout 1: (with a look of horror on his or her face, licks at the area, shudders) Yuck! It definitely DOES taste like bear scat. (Shudders again)
Scout 1: Well, it looks like bear scat, smells like bear scat and tastes like bear scat. It must be bear scat!
Scout 1 and 2 together: (takes large sideways step around the area) It sure is a good thing we didn’t step in it!